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"Maltese anti-vaxxer imprisons himself in Auschwitz

Karl Stennienibarra

July 21, 2021

A Maltese man who refuses to take the vaccine against Covid-19 has flown to Poland and voluntarily imprisoned himself in the former Nazi concentration camp of Auschwitz.

Andrew Sammut, 35, from Swieqi, caught a Ryanair flight to Krakow on Tuesday, before getting on a coach to Auschwitz.

Upon arriving, Sammut – who had shaved his hair prior to making the trip – joined a guided tour around the camp, where 1.1 million Jews, Soviet prisoners of war and others were murdered en masse by the Nazis.

Halfway through the tour, Sammut excused himself to go to the bathroom. When he returned, he was wearing striped blue and white pajamas, as well as a yellow Star of David pinned to his chest. He then proceeded to barricade himself inside one of the camp’s barracks.

Sammut said he wanted to show how refusing to take the vaccine was “exactly the same as being a Jew in Nazi Germany.”

“Everyone knows the Holocaust started when Jews were excluded from restaurant promotions that allowed them to get their fourth main course for free. It started when their workplaces forced them to take a weekly test to check if they were…umm…I don’t know…positive for Kosher food or something,” Sammut told local journalists through the barracks door.

Sammut then announced he had brought a tattoo gun with him. This was followed by a buzzing sound and cries of pain.

“There – number 617. I guess that’s what you’ll be calling me from now on, since you want to take away my humanity by trying to give me an experimental drug that has oh-so-coincidentally reduced the number of Covid deaths in Malta.

“Now, I accidentally left the tank of hydrogen cyanide I was going to gas myself with in the bathroom. Could someone do me a favour and go get it, please? I need to genocide myself before the Maltese government has a chance to.”

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